{"product_id":"naughty-list-coal","title":"Naughty List Coal, 2 oz","description":"Santa Checked Twice. You Still Made the List.\n\nCongratulations 🎉 — you've earned it. Naughty List Coal is the most delicious lump of coal you'll ever find in a stocking. Dark, shiny chocolate rocks with a crunchy candy shell that looks just like real coal — but tastes a whole lot better.\n\nThe perfect gag gift for the mischief-makers, rule-benders, and lovable troublemakers on your list. Or just keep them for yourself. You've earned it.\n\nWhy the Naughty List Never Tasted So Good\n\n• 🖤 Dark, shiny chocolate rocks — looks just like real coal, tastes like a reward\n• Crunchy candy shell — that satisfying snap before the chocolate melts\n• 🎄 Perfect stocking stuffer — the gag gift everyone secretly wants\n• 🎉 Great for office parties — guaranteed laughs at any holiday gathering\n• 🏔️ Colorado-made — crafted with Rocky Mountain holiday mischief\n• 😉 Part of our Rocks You Can Eat! collection — because coal never looked this good\n\nAvailable in a 2oz, 5oz or 8oz bag. Naughty never tasted so nice. 🖤✨","brand":"Taste Of The Rockies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46286547615879,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0359\/6091\/4055\/files\/364108315f6d6f8d557583c4b6e54c06881ec00acdf773f065fd2ecd8f237204.jpg?v=1792722302","url":"https:\/\/gilbertwhitney.com\/products\/naughty-list-coal","provider":"Gilbert Whitney \u0026 Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}